function add(s)
{
   this[this.length++] = s;
}

function random()
{
   var d       = new Date();
   var div     = Math.min(60.0, this.length);
   var index   = Math.floor(d.getSeconds() % div / (div - 1) * (this.length - 0.00001));

   return this[index];
}

function RandomArray()
{
   this.length = 0;
   this.add    = add;
   this.random = random;
   return this;
}

var quotes = new RandomArray();

quotes.add("The three principal virtues of a good programmer are laziness, impatience, and hubris.");
quotes.add("Give me ambiguity or give me something else.");
quotes.add("We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.");
quotes.add("Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.");
quotes.add("Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.");
quotes.add("I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.");
quotes.add("The gene pool could use a little chlorine.");
quotes.add("Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.");
quotes.add("All generalizations are false.");
quotes.add("Famous last words: \"You and what army?\"");
quotes.add("Famous last words: \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.\"");
quotes.add("When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.");
quotes.add("Character is who you are when no one is watching.");
quotes.add("A life of integrity is the most fundamental source of personal worth.");
quotes.add("Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.");
quotes.add("Only the unwise play leapfrog with a unicorn.");
quotes.add("It is not good for people to have an easy life. They become weak and inefficient when they cease to struggle. Some need a series of defeats before developing the strength and courage to win a victory.");
quotes.add("Fortune favors the bold.");
quotes.add("Once in a while, you might see things along the way that make you smile, bring that brightness to your day.");
quotes.add("Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.");
quotes.add("Power corrupts, but absolute power is really neat.");
quotes.add("The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.");
quotes.add("Half of the people in the world are below average.");
quotes.add("If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.");
quotes.add("Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.");
quotes.add("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.");
quotes.add("When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.");
quotes.add("You know, music, art--these are not just little decorations to make life prettier. They're very deep necessities which people cannot live without.");
quotes.add("I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.");
quotes.add("It is necessary for us to learn from others' mistakes. You will not live long enough to make them all yourself.");
quotes.add("Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character.");
quotes.add("Learning is ever in the freshness of its youth, even for the old.");
quotes.add("I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.");
quotes.add("This music crept by me upon the waters, allaying both their fury, and my passion, with its sweet air.");
quotes.add("Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away -- and barefoot.");
quotes.add("Let the programmers be many and the managers few -- then all will be productive.");
quotes.add("Don't moon the giant.");
quotes.add("The person who introduced sport utility vehicles to the yuppie crowd as commuter cars should be shot.");
quotes.add("In all honesty, why not be pleasant? I've never been a fan of people who operate from the school of \"The sqeaky wheel gets the grease.\" In my mind, the sqeaky wheel gets replaced.");
quotes.add("To the creative mind, there is no right or wrong. Every action is an experiment, and every experiment yields its fruit in knowledge.");
quotes.add("It is tact that is golden, not silence.");
quotes.add("Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.");
quotes.add("In recent times, modern science has developed to give mankind, for the first time in the history of the human race, a way of securing a more abundant life which does not simply consist in taking away from someone else.");
quotes.add("Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.");
quotes.add("Now the night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting, that's pride f%$kin with ya. F%$k pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. Fight through that s@&t. Cause a year from now, when you're kickin' it in the Caribbean you're gonna say, Marsellus Wallace was right.");
quotes.add("It should not be denied...that being footloose has always exhilarated us. It is associated in our minds with escape from history and oppression and law and irksome obligations, with absolute freedom, and the road has always led west.");

document.writeln(quotes.random());